A real dream – house controlled by Windows!

The networked household appliances becomes reality today! The company Microsoft takes active part in the projects on computerization of the household. Knowing the peculiarities of its software products behaviour, you can imagine how this all will work:
The “Door”.exe has generated an error and will be closed by Windows. You won’t be able to open the door because of incorrect –exit.
In washing process the new system components “Buttons” are found. Free the phone line and insert the disc “Button installation”. The washings and linen fall out of the machine, the water pours out and the speaker in snuffling voice says: “Driver for Buttons is installed, to continue reload the washing. Insert the new washing and press start – reload? – yes – sure? – yes – save? – yes – rewrite? – yes – sure? – yes – under the same name? – yes - reload”. Or “Button driver not found, button components will be removed from the system”. And then “cannot save clean washing, no free space in machine. Washing cannot be copied from machine to basin. Create a shortcut to washing in basin?”
“Fridge.exe was incorrectly closed before the previous switch off. Test the fridge contents?. Test found one or some spoiled products and the lost clusters, which were parts of products. Save them to a separate section? Restore spoiled products? Restoration failed, products are available for review only” And so on with applications one might have at home.
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